Inflatable Wife
Are you stuck in that timeless conundrum, can't live with them... can't live without them? We've got the perfect solution for you, the inflatable wife. She's easy to please and won't spend all your money. Your new life partner comes complete with a decorative gable box and low maintenance instruction manual. Makes the perfect gift for eternal bachelors, 40-year-old virgins, multiple divorcees and the commitment impaired.